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Strugglers finally saw their champion warrior finally get her much awaited dues for strugggles of her on and off camera life.
But how can anyone forget that the girl was seen struggling in the extreme weather conditions of switzerland during summers last year?
Judges liked the fact that despite her parents struggles to struggle,she hanged in there on those bollywood’s papa ki pari‘themed parties.Hence ,this award for the newcomer has given a real voice to the struggler community.
‘Yes i can do it ‘ were the only three words she used to chant whenever she had to attend such a party at the terrace of the struggling dance teacher Dr Terrance.
Ananya Panday in corona lockown is missing her parties
Karan johar started crying when he heard name of Ananya and hugged both his kids in happiness. He was so happy to see Ananya struggle to fake her fake emotions.
Karan has decided to keep a family party with Vicky Kaushal of Uri fame to do some high jumps once the pooja function at the family is over.
The biggest struggler of Bollywood has shared the picture of a struggling bollywood star who was seen brooming houses to make her ends meet.
General knowledge on Ananya Panday |Corona is bigg of Modiji being played in summers
Height- 1.7 meters,age -21 years and yes she is hot .Click here for some of the pictures of ananya panday.
Rishi Kapoor tribute:Ranbir kapoor Alia bhatt marriage adventures has been the fodder for bollywood paparazzis for inumerable weekends now.
But our sources have confirmed that Ranbir has intentionally leaked his marriage date with Alia Bhatt to garner some media attention for his upcoming movie.
This confirmed movie does have unconfirmed ‘muhurat’ shot 3 yrs back .He, anyways , being a Rockstar is done doing enough Kun fayas fighting innocent Kung Fu s from hollywood.
He has strategically faked marriage in the past with likes of Deepika,Katrina and many unknown bushes who dont want to expose bollywood with budding UV lights of struggling actors like Ananya.
Rishi kapoor being the father of the groom was worried and tensed fully knowing his son. After 5 pegs he had a man to man talk with Ranbir about incoming woman . He wrote below letter expecting him to read it later which read as:
Hope you are doing fine after my 5 pegs. though I am drunk ,hope you are not for alia story. You already are living on a high 35th floor in wonderful amchi Mumbai ,don’t seek more ‘highs’ like karan’s house party having a new low for bollywood.
Beta, wanted to check with you “Are you sure this girl is the final one ?
knowing already that you are Kejriwal of Kapoor Khandaan ,you will be sure on odd days and doubtful on even day.
I and Nitu are ‘mummy kasam‘ sure about your kejriwal diaries found in your drawers. We know of your odd even marriage plans when you had a party last night at karan’s house.
We, as parents, managed on past few occasions as your victims were foreign expatriates from london. Luckily and some had sporting family taking the game of love with a sporting ‘spirits‘.
This time we have a far deadly species to deal withas your proposed future in law .THE MAN has made films like Jakhm,Dushman, ,Raaz jism,murder and many more films which are violent and emotionally disturbing .
If you give him a jakhm you will be his dushman and he will share your jism for murder. So avoid playing games of Harmones with his daughter.
I am 100 percent sure this man will have many more such scripts in mind to produce if something goes wrong with his daughter.
I don’t want any new films on our family .
Rishi kapoor tribute in corona days for his cheerfulness .
Mahesh ji has an uncanny ability of making hit films and trust me, we dont want to get credits for his next hit.
Bhatt sahibis a nice chap but he is too slippery with his tounge. But His words sometimes tend to fall off from my ears. So, will request you to know ifs and buts before saying yes to BHATTs .
Considering how funny I am,hope you are sure to have this kind of FATHER IN LAW . Always remember Bhatt sahib brings his personal Jakhm on camera and showcases to the world after editing it.
India will miss Rishi for our MULK
I might tell him a bad joke which probably can offend him.Do we have a plan if he decides to make a ‘murder’ series if my joke offends him.
You can consult gossipsmaster naughty Karan Johar to enhance your media image. He must have already broken the news to you and paparazzi about your proposed marriage plans.
Karan is at his cosmic best such purity in fake smiles and honesty in lying in his press interactions.
His media friendly diplomatic communication is the talk of embassies across the globe. Indian goverment seeks his guidance on certain critical foreign ministry deadlocks . As karan says no to countries yet sounding like yes.
Learn it to blabber from the master. kuch kuch hota hai ,tum nahi samjhoge ranbir. Your father ,Rishi Chintu Kapoor…….“
Ranbir exaperates on reading this long emotionally draining mail and loced the drunk sender for forever in his memory.
In the meantime, he is lost on Rabir kapoor alia bhatt jurno drama . Long live the departed soul before enacting it in real life.
JOJO RABBIT should be the first actual AAA rated kids film to be strictly shown to adults without the supervision of any smart kid like JOJO. Kid in the film is way more matured than the modern day ultra smart capitalists,investors,leadors,billionaires,tech wizards etc etc without much idea of RIGHT thing to do.
Film is beautifully humours ,like humurously humorous that even Hitler looks funny for the millionth time due to his quarter of the moustache looks. Hilter obviously must have been either too confused or too attention seeking individual during those time .How else SOMOENE have his moustache in HITLERISH way to exactly look Hitler
Hitler is the greatest villain of 20th century REAL WORLD productions in a movie called HOLOCAUST in 1940s The irony of this real world movie is that the Villain gets all the attention till date while Jojos live and die unknown,normal life without historical history.
Adolf in the movie tells our JOJO when he is initially ridiculed,fallen,dejected,failure in not able to kill even tiny rabbit “Let me give you some really good advice. Be the rabbit. The humble bunny can outwit all of his enemies. He’s brave, and sneaky, and strong. Be the rabbit.”
People used to say a lot of nasty things about me. “Oh, this guy’s a lunatic. Oh, look at that psycho, he’s going to get us all killed”
These two dialogues from Adolf Hitler to jojo makes him JOJO to attain character in the film. I mean Hitler must have had great sense of RELATABILITY that even a 10 year old jojo goes on to become JOJO RABBIT.
Lead Character JOJO in the film is symbolism of those common good men who DID the RIGHT THING despite all hysteria,confusions,weaknesses,fears. Not all RIGHT thinking individuals become great names in history specially when HIEL HITLER is already creating history for the world.
Rosie The mother of JOJO is a dynamic character with the imagination of looking into the eyes of the tiger without the fear and thus defining her idea of womanhood.
Rosie, the Mother, is an anti Nazi ,anti War who is satirical in pulling JOJO’s legs to make herself feel more young,lively and hopeful about life and future .She knew JOJO was way taller in thoughts than his height or age of the times and hence discussions need to be more childish more for her than him.
Rosie says love is the strongest thing in the world to CAPTAIN JOJO .It was more of her individual emotional outflow of her idea than communicating concept of love to a 10 year kid.Kind of shows her feeling for jojo and her husband.
Rosie (who has lost a daughter who was Elsa’s friend ) tells Elsa Jew girl, whom she has kept secretly in her house at the risk of being caught ,tortured and hanged which she was, for other reasons
“ Hope.That your only remaining child is not just another ghost”.
Shows her attitude
towards life on two fronts of world view of RIGHT/NAZI view and the responsibilities
of being a mother
Elsa(a jewish ‘ghost’ girl around 5 years elder to JOJO) and JOJO iniital interaction revolves mostly around how common Germans were ill misinformed about JEWS and ghost stories of Jews as understood by JOJO inJOJO RABBIT
Portrayal of vulnerabilites of characters in the movie is so surreal and dialogues are satirical with that perfect timing that you will relate to those characters without feeling pity,love or hate for the characters.
You will be living their lives without getting stuck with their characters.The softner between you and the characters are greatly timely pointed funny like funny dialogues. Those beautiful lines will not let you stick to the characters problems in life in this film.
Some movies give entertainment,some give you information,some surprise you with their stories,technology, scale,dialogues,twists and turns etc.This is a normal average film and yet being special for the message and times of our society. JOJO RABBIT will tell about 1940s Germans and Jews in a light hearted way without feeling good or bad about characters of the film. WATCH JOJO RABBIT only if you are a young ADULT else Grownup KIDS watch Avengers,Avtars and many more for the fun.
Such unknown JOJOs in life bring out beauty of life when you are in a confused hysteria or unsure about future or ignorant about current times or when you want to look for positives around you.JOKER had his vulnerabilities and JOJO has his own.Approaches to life are different since the times and characters are different. Check if you are JOKER OR JOJO.
The qualities and weaknesses of our little jojo makes him JOJO.JOJO RABBIT is A Superb film with normal characters enacted by great actors to keep the normalcy and weaknesses or strengths of those times.
Go Watch JOJO Rabbit .Do the RIGHT thing. Let everything happen to you Beauty and terror Just keep going No feeling is final .When you are free you will dance like Elsa and jojo. Welcome to jojo club.
Satire:Sunny Deol of Bollywood stood up angrily covering his face by his world famous 2.5 kgs hand as the news about court defering execution date of Nirbhaya rapist flashed on TV .
Although Indian statisics deparmtent later confirmed that his hand now weigh 3.5 kgs.The court verdict has brought back his bollywood memory of Damini days.
Not so funny Sunny was so angered that he just called himself on his alternate number to confirm to producer of Tarikh pe Tarik film
He told himself “My current mental state has the perfect mixture of anger and temper required to give a Oscar like performance for Tarikh pe Tarikh scene.
Bollywood hero thinks that the set itself will catch fire due to his anger on camera. Experienced Australian and American firemen have already been booked to control the fire on film set. As a precaution, he has also already informed the forest and fire department for the shoot
Taran Adarsh was informed about Damini remake news by Deol’s domestic help Ramu .Kilos of rage and anger on Ramu’s face while enacting Sunny Deol state of mind clarified everything.
Taran tweeted “After Tarikh pe tarikh new scene in Sunny’s current mood, Sunny Deol of Bollywood and 7 generations of Hollywood won’t have any any such film to film .”
Industry experts fear that this bollywood film collections might impact the universe economy by 12 percent. Mars guys are landing on moon to see Sunny news on earth.
Trump it seems has dialled his close friend Imran trying to understand the scale of damage to pakistan economy due to Gadar.
Imran told “Our current economy is still unable to recover from Sunny Deol’s Gadar visit last time, that is why we expect some american aid.”
Satire:Adnan Sami Song Mujh ko bhi lift kara de ,is a hit song since 20 years ,has helped Non Pakistani Resident(NPR)of India win Padma Bhushan .His prayers for his upliftment has been asnwered by our government when he got Padma Bhushan.
He was bit sad though as he did not get dollars or pound originally requsted in LIFT song.He felt slightly left out as he was not given gold or diamonds as per the lyrics
Adnan thanked Modi for the award as Modi,who was himself lifted first as CM and now PM,was sure this lift song had a role in his increased career growth.
Modi felt that Adnan Sami and he has a cosmic LIFT connection when they met in lift.
Adnan Sami has been sourced from pakistan,modified in India only to be consumed around the world. Pakistan can actually look to be a china in world’s art and music industry by assembling such raw talents and exporting to the world. The erstwhile pakistani,Sami celebrated the news with few moves and steps on the viral ‘tum toh thehre pardeshi‘by altaf raza .
Pakistan government has announced 3 day national mourning for pain in pakistanis kidneys incurred by this Padma announcement for hit Adnan Sami Song.
Meanwhile,Justin Bieber tagged Ivanka ‘daddys girl’ Trump for Grammy Awards. He tweeted his own name for America’s Padma Bhushan to lead the world in globalised music industry.
Non Pakistani Resident of India, NPR’s wife twitted “Thank you for best wishes ,my fellow countrymen”. Pakistanis have not particularly liked it and reacted by eploding two bombs which just made foos foos sounds with green smoke.
Adnan did a KIRIT SOMAIYA when asked about his first reaction on hearing the news and his message to his erstwhile pakistani family. He just told “maine jabab de diya hai”
His song has lifted him finally and we hope that he keeps lifting people by many more such hits from world famous collections of Adnan Sami songs
Satire:Siddhartha-Shukla-twitter account is busy being man of word account, a new for even Bigg Boss. Seems our desi Shukla knows to do lots of English Mc,Bc to Asim Riaz who has not done single ‘riaz’ to fight with this cute body builder.
Sid is skilled in the phraseology,the distant cousin of recently discovered technology by Amit Shah,CHRONOLOGY.Chronology is the AI of governance developed by home minister to fix the bugs like Termites.
Grand man of words in hindi ,Narendra Modi is surprised to see Namo not trend for man of word hashtag. He directed PMO to enquire about Twitter bird chirping strength.
Twitter bird seems unwell to make right noises about namo to provide our PM a feel of ACCHE DIN. Shashi Tharoor, global indian with casanova looks also known for word was seen scratching his head about the new dictionary being used by Siddharth Shukla
Oxford Dictionary is revising its all lessons to see that our tele Amit Shah of Big Boss does not refer it for any new slangs,words to break the cerebal cells of Asim.
Poor ‘asim’ is neither unlimited as his name suggest nor practices ‘riaz’ any form of activity.Doctors have found excess of iron in his body cells due to these ironies in his life.
Gone are the days when oxford or dictionary or google was referred for any kind of information on words. our new Aladin with poha in his mouth will bomb entire big boss with his vocabulary skills .
It is learnt that ministry of Vocab affairs is being formed to manage the words explained by Siddhartha Shukla.