Humour NEWS:Nasa stands for National Aeronautics and Space Administration and NASA stands for Christina Koch on her return to Earth yesterday. Although she is back to her family but she does not feel home.
She is missing the company of stars during her stay in space.She also quoted “I do miss those smooth gravity free walks in space without any traffic and pollution”
Her senior at Nasa has confirmd that Koch is afraid to see herself in the mirror as she starts creeping in everytime she sees a human face without a space suit.
Doctors are treating her wearing hospital aprons and Studds helmets with complete glass visors .
Once she sees the doctors with helmets Chrisitna runs and hugs them and starts shouting “Jadoo my friend,Jadoo my friend” Though young Doctors are loving the new Cosmic hug straight from the ailes of the heaven,they are yet to find out a way to be a ‘jadoo’.
Doctors are also struggling with ways to stop her from doing rounds of the hospital.
Doctors have reported that she is circling around the hospital 20 times every day to match her space schedule of having done some 5,248 orbits of the Earth .
Her mind is now obsessed to keep going round and round to give her a sense of cosmic connection.
Nasa, in the meantime, has confirmed that Jadoo is a Bollywood character on the lines of Spielberg’s ET.
Jadoo was sent back to space 15 years ago when the shooting of the film,marketing etc was completed.
Sources from Nasa, on the condition of anonymity, has admitted “Jadoo established a contact with Nasa 4 years back and suggested them to have a human-alien partnership in Space. Since he had been to earth and humans learnt about his species.
He wanted their men to see how humans are. Considering the services of Jadoo to humanity ,Nasa guys gave a go ahead and Christina Koch was sent in space almost a year back”
Nasa director informed reporters”Nasa stands for species across galaxies and is looking forward to take this man alien bonding to create new civilizations”