Satire:Pence vice president declares Trump lies as fake news

Satire NEWS :Mike Pence vice president informed reporters that Trump lies have revolted against POTUS and no longer want to be the part of the gang to bang individuals based on misinformation.

These frustrated lies have issued a public apology in media which read as “Enough is enough.He tells us to be a lie in the morning and declares us as a truth in the evening .

This is misuse of POTUS office and has created split personality disorders in several of our group members.

A white lie quoted “We as a community can not bear such double standards.We will lie under the flag of America for safeguarding our unique LIE identity”.

In such an un’presidented’ development,Mike Pence declared trump lies as Gospel Truth in the afternoon without approval from Trump.

In the evening Vice President informed Donald Trump on the developments at White House.Trump asked him to lie about trump lies.This confused even MIKE of all Pence requesting Trump to clarify.

Trump explained “There is nothing called lies in my world.All lies are truths as long as it comes from POTUS.

If some lies don’t feel at home or dont want to change their identity ,use Pompeo,white lies, super white lies,extra white lies ,feed them,tame them,blame them but just rename them as truths.”

Pence having recieved Trump’s panacea looked Asia and asked American forces to drop few leftovers from Syria to Baghdad to make America great again.

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It gave him much needed time to attend his kid‘s graduation ceremony. His kid really looked lovely in the university dress with her degree in humanity.

His cute brilliant daughter tagged the Vice president of USA,on facebook with an emotional message which read as “Thank you dad for being such a wonderful team.”

Trump liked message with 3 smileys in red. CNN investigative journalist have intrepreted this as Trump plan for third world war.

In the meantime, Donald with Trump lies is a frontrunner for us president elections in Nov 2020, declared America to be Corona free announcing corona as modern chinese art.

No sooner bilogical researchers got the news,Pence vice president’s kids classmates have already left their campus and want to enrol in Trump University. They don’t want to miss the enlightment from none other than POTUS Trump himself..

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