Rishi Kapoor tribute:Ranbir kapoor Alia bhatt marriage adventures has been the fodder for bollywood paparazzis for inumerable weekends now.
But our sources have confirmed that Ranbir has intentionally leaked his marriage date with Alia Bhatt to garner some media attention for his upcoming movie.
This confirmed movie does have unconfirmed ‘muhurat’ shot 3 yrs back .He, anyways , being a Rockstar is done doing enough Kun fayas fighting innocent Kung Fu s from hollywood.
He has strategically faked marriage in the past with likes of Deepika,Katrina and many unknown bushes who dont want to expose bollywood with budding UV lights of struggling actors like Ananya.
Rishi kapoor being the father of the groom was worried and tensed fully knowing his son. After 5 pegs he had a man to man talk with Ranbir about incoming woman . He wrote below letter expecting him to read it later which read as:
Hope you are doing fine after my 5 pegs. though I am drunk ,hope you are not for alia story. You already are living on a high 35th floor in wonderful amchi Mumbai ,don’t seek more ‘highs’ like karan’s house party having a new low for bollywood.
Beta, wanted to check with you “Are you sure this girl is the final one ?
knowing already that you are Kejriwal of Kapoor Khandaan ,you will be sure on odd days and doubtful on even day.
I and Nitu are ‘mummy kasam‘ sure about your kejriwal diaries found in your drawers. We know of your odd even marriage plans when you had a party last night at karan’s house.
We, as parents, managed on past few occasions as your victims were foreign expatriates from london. Luckily and some had sporting family taking the game of love with a sporting ‘spirits‘.
This time we have a far deadly species to deal with as your proposed future in law .THE MAN has made films like Jakhm,Dushman, ,Raaz jism,murder and many more films which are violent and emotionally disturbing .
If you give him a jakhm you will be his dushman and he will share your jism for murder. So avoid playing games of Harmones with his daughter.
I am 100 percent sure this man will have many more such scripts in mind to produce if something goes wrong with his daughter.
I don’t want any new films on our family .
Rishi kapoor tribute in corona days for his cheerfulness .
Mahesh ji has an uncanny ability of making hit films and trust me, we dont want to get credits for his next hit.
Bhatt sahib is a nice chap but he is too slippery with his tounge. But His words sometimes tend to fall off from my ears. So, will request you to know ifs and buts before saying yes to BHATTs .
Considering how funny I am,hope you are sure to have this kind of FATHER IN LAW . Always remember Bhatt sahib brings his personal Jakhm on camera and showcases to the world after editing it.
India will miss Rishi for our MULK
I might tell him a bad joke which probably can offend him.Do we have a plan if he decides to make a ‘murder’ series if my joke offends him.
You can consult gossips master naughty Karan Johar to enhance your media image. He must have already broken the news to you and paparazzi about your proposed marriage plans.
Karan is at his cosmic best such purity in fake smiles and honesty in lying in his press interactions.
His media friendly diplomatic communication is the talk of embassies across the globe. Indian goverment seeks his guidance on certain critical foreign ministry deadlocks . As karan says no to countries yet sounding like yes.
Learn it to blabber from the master. kuch kuch hota hai ,tum nahi samjhoge ranbir. Your father ,Rishi Chintu Kapoor…….“
Ranbir exaperates on reading this long emotionally draining mail and loced the drunk sender for forever in his memory.
In the meantime, he is lost on Rabir kapoor alia bhatt jurno drama . Long live the departed soul before enacting it in real life.