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Kejriwal political satire as he gifts free Oyo rooms for Delhi results

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After successful win in delhi elections 2020 , Aap supremo Arvind kejriwal launched i love you ringtone in his own voice . This program is for his young party workers.

Based on the feedback from different sections of youths across Delhi,Party distributed freebies to kids below 21 years of age .

This freebie is on the lines of free bijili,fiir bus ride ,free water.

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Kejriwal gifts oyo rooms to Party workers

Aap goverment launched free OYO rooms services to young couples to spend some private moments in a city full of hanging tounges and wagging tails.

The program launch did happen on the auspicious occasion of Valentine day with the room keys handover to 101 couples.

The selection criteria for the offer is donwloading i love you ring tone of kejriwal from AAP app. Then send it at 123123 or give a missed call from Mech engineer’s phone .

Upon entry confirmation an image of kejriwal offering flying kiss will flash out as confirmation.

Organisers of the event have confirmed the launch with a big bang. AAP team proposes to give a certificate of honour,sweets ,pack of moods and OYO keys to the deprived couples.

This is a THANK YOU inititative from Delhi Government.

Mechanical department guys of different Delhi Universtiy guys have decided to launch a protest march from Jantar mantar to Secreteriat ,demanding free access to stag entry in delhi pubs.

The student leader Lonely Singh said ” government is offering sops to already girlfriend rich sections ,it is emotional injustice for frustu mech guys.

With hardly any bellas in the branch, we are left with nothing but to dance like Akshay in Bala Song

We will request government to allow free stag entries to get the Kabir Singh feel watching valentines couples. This loneliness gives us a high matching karan johar bollywood party.”

Delhi Government secretary has told our correspondent ” Late they are like their classes,.will do something by 14th November Nehru Bday”

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Delhi Elections 2020 like IPL shifted to london .

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“Delhi Elections 2020 will be held in London exactly like IPL matches” was written on EC twitter timeline on 70th Birthday of Constitution.A Senior Election commision bureaucrat said “Looking at the increasing pollution of Delhi we need to do Dexit exiting from New Delhi on the lines of Brexit.”

Kejriwal’s cough has raised the alarming levels of noise and air pollution in New Delhi just like IPL matches. The pollution was under control in the pre winter months. But few coughs of kejriwal was not Delhi’s cup of tea . pollution report from National Laboratory,Hyderabad suggests approx 2% as the contribution of Kejriwal’s cough on Delhi’s air pollution .

In the meantime, EC is making arrangements for the return flight tickets for only NRC registered voters of Delhi Elections 2020. Senior citizens will have connecting flights from Vaishano Devi and Macca to London. Tukde Tukde guys will be taken over the pakistani skies and it is rumoured that they will be dropped mid air to feel the Azaadi air.

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Meanwhile,Pakistan has raised the matter in United Nations accusing India of creating lawlessness by citing extreme form of democracy to their peaceful jihaded citizens. Imran said”Our people had been fed with Pakistani military biryani but India is doing a surgical strike on the pakistani minds with buttered democracy. Smell of democratic spices from India is nauseating the jihadi air of pakistan.

In the western world map,Trump tweeted at 3 am ” Modi,my friend, had promised me acche din.But seems ,he likes to play PUBG with Cameron more than playing a russian roulette with me in Las Vegas.I have asked Ivanka to write some sactions for India while doing her makeup. “Lets make america great again by having delhi election in California,Jai Hind.” was the last tweet of Trump.

Delhi Elections 2020 is turning out to be more interesting that T20 matches of IPL said one of the upcoming cricketers of Delhi.

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