Donald Trump on Valentine Day satire


Satire News: In a latest love words for Donald Trump, few of the American generals are showering their love with full PDA. Most Of them are worried about his dealing skills  in Ukraine saga where the hunter was not hunted and biden is still to be kept in his Den.  Ukraine saga was a truth which was not proven but found its way of settling down in right thinking minds .

Generals are firing volleys of love and appreciation with full scale and intensity for his fake news attempt on Ukraine and Impeachment thing.

Few generals in the ranks of Alexanders and Kellys don’t like the fact that Trump is incoherently twisting even the Trump lies as fake news. This has led many war veterns to doubt trump excellence as a barometer for measuring verified but personal truth. Lies about lies makes it a actual truth . Seems Trump is in catch 22 dilemma.

 Such mistakes in a consistent well managed false narrative of nationalism and xenophobia is a lie opener for the trump administration.

Such a mistaken act of trustfulness is really confusing americans on what not to believe. So far their hearts and minds knew to work at two different fronts dealing Trump but Kidneys have begun to complain on the new developments on Ukraine and trial stuff.

Nancy the shredder is again at her shredding best the pieces of lies to enact likes of Renee or Marlyn. Sometimes act becomes becomes bigger than the actor. Shredders got a new voice from the lady.

Meanwhile Twitter has started verified profiles to turn yellow from blue for fake news propagators.Followers of trump are trending yellow screens on twitter.

Trump shared some pictures on Valentine day on this link

satire:Trump Valentine gifts”deal of the century”


Satire Story:Donald Trump offered the “deal of the century” on Valentine day. Trump administration came out with guidelines for this beautiful, lovely deal for individuals across globe applying for US citizenships.

The first preconditon in the deal mentions eligibilty to aliens only with 2 times divorce history. Trump thinks that this will bring more emotional stability to American society struggling with drugs abuse and gun culture.

There is also special on arrival permanent residents status to couples with 3 times divorce history.

Trump  administration hopes to make the great american economy greatest by boosting legal consulting business with more divorce cases. These divorced couples are expected to be opinion leaders for americans still with no divorce or marriages till now .

Howerver ,when the legal experts carefully read the proposal it was clear that the rules are too tough even going by Trump standards of greatness.

All the applicants are expected to give consent to reply at least to 50% of the tweets by Trump. 91% foreigners gave up considering the tough conditions of the deal. Most of them thought even Trump could not do it without Russian guys.

Only 9 % of the applied canddiates decided to continue the application process with the hope of some russian intrusions or some black sheep of white house to leak the details of team tweeting for trump.

The balance 9 percent is also expected to opt out due to the last condition of repeating “lets make America great again 5 times a day”

Democrats have criticised the trump administration for double speak on citizenship rules.