Satire:Pence vice president declares Trump lies as fake news

Satire NEWS :Mike Pence vice president informed reporters that Trump lies have revolted against POTUS and no longer want to be the part of the gang to bang individuals based on misinformation.

These frustrated lies have issued a public apology in media which read as “Enough is enough.He tells us to be a lie in the morning and declares us as a truth in the evening .

This is misuse of POTUS office and has created split personality disorders in several of our group members.

A white lie quoted “We as a community can not bear such double standards.We will lie under the flag of America for safeguarding our unique LIE identity”.

In such an un’presidented’ development,Mike Pence declared trump lies as Gospel Truth in the afternoon without approval from Trump.

In the evening Vice President informed Donald Trump on the developments at White House.Trump asked him to lie about trump lies.This confused even MIKE of all Pence requesting Trump to clarify.

Trump explained “There is nothing called lies in my world.All lies are truths as long as it comes from POTUS.

If some lies don’t feel at home or dont want to change their identity ,use Pompeo,white lies, super white lies,extra white lies ,feed them,tame them,blame them but just rename them as truths.”

Pence having recieved Trump’s panacea looked Asia and asked American forces to drop few leftovers from Syria to Baghdad to make America great again.

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It gave him much needed time to attend his kid‘s graduation ceremony. His kid really looked lovely in the university dress with her degree in humanity.

His cute brilliant daughter tagged the Vice president of USA,on facebook with an emotional message which read as “Thank you dad for being such a wonderful team.”

Trump liked message with 3 smileys in red. CNN investigative journalist have intrepreted this as Trump plan for third world war.

In the meantime, Donald with Trump lies is a frontrunner for us president elections in Nov 2020, declared America to be Corona free announcing corona as modern chinese art.

No sooner bilogical researchers got the news,Pence vice president’s kids classmates have already left their campus and want to enrol in Trump University. They don’t want to miss the enlightment from none other than POTUS Trump himself..

Meghan Markle Prince Harry exit overshadows Brexit:Satire

meghan markle and prince harry social satire.

Satire NEWS:The news of Meghan Markle Prince Harry exit from the Royal Palace was being digested slowly by Britain. Suddenly a self-imposed grand Brexit news seems to be too much even for newborn babies frequently moistening their nappies.

Latest Palace updates suggest that Britain could not digest Meghan Markle latest news of being in USA with her military husband.

 Hollywood gossips simply won’t leave young British brats especially the rich disciplined ones.James Bond 007 movies being the only source of getting a high for Royal kids on some non marijuana days .

Resembling tuxedos of 007 and Prince harry always had uncanny similarity which Prince Charles ignored .Prince Harry would be suited up as Bond on Tuesdays and Fridays and behaved like Barney Stinson on remaining days of the week.

Meanwhile,Meghan Markle instagram had infinite selfies in prohibited locations of Buckingham Palace.

Royal Queen ignored it as her ‘selfie’sh love only to be informed later about normal landing of Meghan Markle Prince Harry in USA as latest royal update.

Royal Queen just could not believe her own ears and eyes about the degradation of Royal Palace. She just told a royal help with a third world paycheck “The Royal Palace which controlled world economies, life of 70% of people on earth till 50 years back is being fed by fishing and that too not from fresh waters”.

This Boris is far worse than the Baker, at least he played tennis to entertain.

 Queen had always thought Meghan as an American fish and part of Trump plans to have a royal drama.

Queen ordered fishing and fish market within 10 miles radius of Royal Palace as a threat to the royal highness with less royalty and even lesser ‘high’ness.

Napkins and hankys dry cleaning data show a steep rising pattern in Britain, touching all-time high in the month of December.

Analysts are not clear if it has to do with Brexit or Royal couple’s exit or sudden influence of Indian PM’s cleanliness drive ‘Swacch Bharat’ on Boris Jhonshon

British PM has announced Brexit to be the new dawn where Britain will do lot of fishing and won’t need a Meghan Markle Prince Harry for media coverage of UK in world news.

Meghan Markle Prince Harry latest funny story
Meghan Markle Prince Harry latest funny story

PM Modi on budget today-Historical budgets are the future

Budget today

PM Modi said historical budgets are for future after budget 2020 was presented today .His tweet read as “budget today has given us a special and historical budget of future”. It has some correlation with finance ministry collecting historical data from wikipedia which itself is dependent on government sources.For the first time in Indepedent India,government outwitted wikipedia by sourcing its data.This is also a classic case of PPP Model as envisaged by current governement.

Also FM Nirmala Sitharaman has few of her team members with Phd in history .Minister of state is already giving historical speeches matching ‘tryst with destiny’ of 1947. PM Modi is aptly right about high quantity of history in budget today.

Opposition leaders have come up prepared with long nails to bite it when camera is on them. Rahul Gandhi was already doing a chai pe charcha with himself in Parliament gallery.He was seen memorising Gunda dialogues for his opinion on union budget today

Raghuram Rajan has already tweeted” With global hunger index going up and India well being in top 10 hungry nations,India need to increase their advertisement spending about controlling minds of poor. This can reduce hunger by 51% by nudging poors for festive fasts of Navratra.You are only hungry when your mind is empty.He proposes quarterly Navratras combined with pyschotherapy sessions by Nithyanand type consultants as his sugggestion for budget.

Sensex in Mumbai is already on its marks to go up as it has now almost 20 years experience of climbing up every budget day. It is much ike performing a Ganpati Visharjan dance every year. Investors are already excited about budget today because they can see sex in sensex.Basic ‘animal spirit’ just never fades away with or without good budget today. Nifty is pruning itself with all the makeup accessories items of top 10 stocks .It will follow the man of the house ,Sensex.PM Modi tweeted later in the day “history will judge our budget today by its sheer length of time.”