Meghan Markle Prince Harry exit overshadows Brexit:Satire

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Satire NEWS:The news of Meghan Markle Prince Harry exit from the Royal Palace was being digested slowly by Britain. Suddenly a self-imposed grand Brexit news seems to be too much even for newborn babies frequently moistening their nappies.

Latest Palace updates suggest that Britain could not digest Meghan Markle latest news of being in USA with her military husband.

 Hollywood gossips simply won’t leave young British brats especially the rich disciplined ones.James Bond 007 movies being the only source of getting a high for Royal kids on some non marijuana days .

Resembling tuxedos of 007 and Prince harry always had uncanny similarity which Prince Charles ignored .Prince Harry would be suited up as Bond on Tuesdays and Fridays and behaved like Barney Stinson on remaining days of the week.

Meanwhile,Meghan Markle instagram had infinite selfies in prohibited locations of Buckingham Palace.

Royal Queen ignored it as her ‘selfie’sh love only to be informed later about normal landing of Meghan Markle Prince Harry in USA as latest royal update.

Royal Queen just could not believe her own ears and eyes about the degradation of Royal Palace. She just told a royal help with a third world paycheck “The Royal Palace which controlled world economies, life of 70% of people on earth till 50 years back is being fed by fishing and that too not from fresh waters”.

This Boris is far worse than the Baker, at least he played tennis to entertain.

 Queen had always thought Meghan as an American fish and part of Trump plans to have a royal drama.

Queen ordered fishing and fish market within 10 miles radius of Royal Palace as a threat to the royal highness with less royalty and even lesser ‘high’ness.

Napkins and hankys dry cleaning data show a steep rising pattern in Britain, touching all-time high in the month of December.

Analysts are not clear if it has to do with Brexit or Royal couple’s exit or sudden influence of Indian PM’s cleanliness drive ‘Swacch Bharat’ on Boris Jhonshon

British PM has announced Brexit to be the new dawn where Britain will do lot of fishing and won’t need a Meghan Markle Prince Harry for media coverage of UK in world news.

Meghan Markle Prince Harry latest funny story
Meghan Markle Prince Harry latest funny story

PM Modi on budget today-Historical budgets are the future

Budget today

PM Modi said historical budgets are for future after budget 2020 was presented today .His tweet read as “budget today has given us a special and historical budget of future”. It has some correlation with finance ministry collecting historical data from wikipedia which itself is dependent on government sources.For the first time in Indepedent India,government outwitted wikipedia by sourcing its data.This is also a classic case of PPP Model as envisaged by current governement.

Also FM Nirmala Sitharaman has few of her team members with Phd in history .Minister of state is already giving historical speeches matching ‘tryst with destiny’ of 1947. PM Modi is aptly right about high quantity of history in budget today.

Opposition leaders have come up prepared with long nails to bite it when camera is on them. Rahul Gandhi was already doing a chai pe charcha with himself in Parliament gallery.He was seen memorising Gunda dialogues for his opinion on union budget today

Raghuram Rajan has already tweeted” With global hunger index going up and India well being in top 10 hungry nations,India need to increase their advertisement spending about controlling minds of poor. This can reduce hunger by 51% by nudging poors for festive fasts of Navratra.You are only hungry when your mind is empty.He proposes quarterly Navratras combined with pyschotherapy sessions by Nithyanand type consultants as his sugggestion for budget.

Sensex in Mumbai is already on its marks to go up as it has now almost 20 years experience of climbing up every budget day. It is much ike performing a Ganpati Visharjan dance every year. Investors are already excited about budget today because they can see sex in sensex.Basic ‘animal spirit’ just never fades away with or without good budget today. Nifty is pruning itself with all the makeup accessories items of top 10 stocks .It will follow the man of the house ,Sensex.PM Modi tweeted later in the day “history will judge our budget today by its sheer length of time.”