Satire NEWS:The news of Meghan Markle Prince Harry exit from the Royal Palace was being digested slowly by Britain. Suddenly a self-imposed grand Brexit news seems to be too much even for newborn babies frequently moistening their nappies.
Latest Palace updates suggest that Britain could not digest Meghan Markle latest news of being in USA with her military husband.
Hollywood gossips simply won’t leave young British brats especially the rich disciplined ones.James Bond 007 movies being the only source of getting a high for Royal kids on some non marijuana days .
Resembling tuxedos of 007 and Prince harry always had uncanny similarity which Prince Charles ignored .Prince Harry would be suited up as Bond on Tuesdays and Fridays and behaved like Barney Stinson on remaining days of the week.
Meanwhile,Meghan Markle instagram had infinite selfies in prohibited locations of Buckingham Palace.
Royal Queen ignored it as her ‘selfie’sh love only to be informed later about normal landing of Meghan Markle Prince Harry in USA as latest royal update.
Royal Queen just could not believe her own ears and eyes about the degradation of Royal Palace. She just told a royal help with a third world paycheck “The Royal Palace which controlled world economies, life of 70% of people on earth till 50 years back is being fed by fishing and that too not from fresh waters”.
This Boris is far worse than the Baker, at least he played tennis to entertain.
Queen had always thought Meghan as an American fish and part of Trump plans to have a royal drama.
Queen ordered fishing and fish market within 10 miles radius of Royal Palace as a threat to the royal highness with less royalty and even lesser ‘high’ness.
Napkins and hankys dry cleaning data show a steep rising pattern in Britain, touching all-time high in the month of December.
Analysts are not clear if it has to do with Brexit or Royal couple’s exit or sudden influence of Indian PM’s cleanliness drive ‘Swacch Bharat’ on Boris Jhonshon
British PM has announced Brexit to be the new dawn where Britain will do lot of fishing and won’t need a Meghan Markle Prince Harry for media coverage of UK in world news.