Jokes in english for kids

jokes for kids

Craking jokes or good sense of humour is very important personality trait which with no negative side effects. Clean funny jokes help your little kids to laugh out loud. You also enjoy with with their laugh,unconsciously train them to be funny to be likeable and attract attention.Jokes makes kids more open to you ,be their friend and slowly getting ready for discussion on varied topics.

Kids jokes or clean jokes for kids is what parents of 10 year olds or less look for when they want want to be more friendly ,more cool,smart with their kids.

These jokes are intentionally kept clean and iis a mix of animal jokes,riddles,puns to pack your kids with jokes any day ,any time of the year.

What is the name of innerwear of cloud?
Thunderwear

what volcano do when they are angry?
Erupt

What will you call the smartest gram?
program

What will you call someone who urinates frequently ?
Peeman

what do you call a corn who enjoys music?
popcorn

What happened to benjamin franklin when he discovered electricity ?
En’light’ment

How does a bread react when it is surprised?
Breadcrumbs

what will an I say to another I?
you will never see me

Which is the most scientific ton?
Newton

Where will Halley’s comet land on earth ?
Helipad

who is the head in a bats family?
Batman

What will a tired bear say to its master?
i can not bear it any more

where are white elephants mostly found in Africa?
At their houses

what will be keys of ‘head of the goons’ be called as ?
Donkeys

What astronauts need in a crowded place?
space

What do policeman always keep while being on duty?
Watch

what will you call an old lamb travelling in a ship?
Sheep

What is the name of the country for fishes?
Finland

Why this dog is unable to bark ?
He is husky

Which game will you play with someone holding a ball in our park?
Baseball

What will you call the big cat with lots of courage?
lionheart

What will you name a dog’s magician?
Labracadabramann

what will you call a dog who bullies others?
Bulldog

Why is your brother feeling sleepy?
He was in slippers all day

Why computer is never hungry ?
It has chips

What is the name of the band formed by balloons ?Popoons

What is common game between a cat and a mouse ?
Atheletics

Who has two eyes and they never sleep? Spectacles

Which key is used on mondays ?
Monkey

What is the name of a dog walking in the summers?
Hotdog

How does every year ends in ?
Y

Under what situation you always eat fast ?
Breakfast

What should be one word approach for difficult times like nuclear war?
Cockroach

What kind of tree can be in your hands ?
palm tree

Name a thing which is red and smells like blue paint
Red paint

why computer is tired and slow ?
It has less bytes

A dianosaur with great english knowledge? Thesaurus

which animal is important in human game?
A bat

If a butcher wears XL T shirt ,what does he weigh?
Meat

What will you say to small flower when you meet ?
Whats up bud

why did the computer was cold?
Its windows was open

How do computers work so much ?
by having byes

How do you keep bull away from charging ?
you take away its cards

What is a funny mountain called ? Hill -arious

How do you get hard cash ?
By putting it in freezer

What happened when dog bite the comedian?
He felt funny