Trump India Visit satire and Ire modi government

Donald Trump,POTUS ,the man seems to be in great hurry to garner more attention despite all the attention tsunami which he is flooded with due to his title of USA.

Some kids are born with the overdose of attention ,being right in every possibility of their imagination. This kid is just a 73 years old man.

Kid bullies when he gets attention to put his opposition down. He bullies left when they are right, bullies right when he is wrong.

He bullys the bullies fully knowing that he is the REAL BULLY just like his twitter account. The man is BullyBoy of America.

He just feeds on attention from across the globe. He has only one challenger from the other side of the earth. His ISO 9001 certified Friend Modi.

Modi is the man who knows exactly what his brother Trump is upto . They both fit into each others arms to give mere mortals hollywood emotions of perfect Hug buddies.

Trump often jokes Modi

Chinese Pandas have requested some coaching classes to improve their hug performance. But both guys are too similar in their apporach of dealing with ‘other’ buddies and questioning teachers .

They are into an alliance of mutual back scratches. Indian showcases Trump’s friendship as Jai power of India sharing diases with the mightiest Veeru of World.

Indigenous species are hashished by such visuals assuming India is just there on the cusp of american supremacy.

American gives nothing except for good words of friendship,love ,camardarie and social media appreciation.He uses his best friend popularity and his country’s population as a platform.

These hugs and friendship love helps Trump in LOOKING democratic in photos for the democratic americans. Thereby It makes him acceptable man across the world as the American leader in eyes of White Americans .

This thereby helps him pitch for some decider votes from Indian americans,just in case they are needed.

Good times for the septuagenarian Wonders. Long will live Great America to make India a Vishwaguru.

Donald Trump is best when he knows he is the best.

Hence, Welcome Donald Trump to your buddy’s land of India.

Nasa in heavens as Christina Koch lands on earth:Humour

nasa christina koch humour tech sataire.

Humour NEWS:Nasa stands for National Aeronautics and Space Administration and NASA stands for Christina Koch on her return to Earth yesterday. Although she is back to her family but she does not feel home.

She is missing the company of stars during her stay in space.She also quoted “I do miss those smooth gravity free walks in space without any traffic and pollution”

Her senior at Nasa has confirmd that Koch is afraid to see herself in the mirror as she starts creeping in everytime she sees a human face without a space suit.

Doctors are treating her wearing hospital aprons and Studds helmets with complete glass visors .

Once she sees the doctors with helmets Chrisitna runs and hugs them and starts shouting “Jadoo my friend,Jadoo my friend” Though young Doctors are loving the new Cosmic hug straight from the ailes of the heaven,they are yet to find out a way to be a ‘jadoo’.

Doctors  are also struggling with ways to stop her from doing rounds of the hospital.

Doctors have reported that she is circling around the hospital 20 times every day to match her space schedule of having done some 5,248 orbits of the Earth .

Her mind is now obsessed to keep going round and round to give her a sense of cosmic connection.

Nasa, in the meantime, has confirmed that Jadoo is a Bollywood character on the lines of Spielberg’s ET.

Jadoo was sent back to space 15 years ago when the shooting of the film,marketing etc was completed.

Sources from Nasa, on the condition of anonymity, has admitted “Jadoo established a contact with Nasa 4 years back and suggested them to have a human-alien partnership in Space. Since he had been to earth and humans learnt about his species.

He wanted their men to see how humans are. Considering the services of Jadoo to humanity ,Nasa guys gave a go ahead and Christina Koch was sent in space almost a year back”

Nasa director informed reporters”Nasa stands for species across galaxies and is looking forward to take this man alien bonding to create new civilizations”