Pornography is a menace so is Dennis:Humour

irony news

Humour NEWS :Pornography is menace, we are working to curb it announced one of the government ministers.This news has sent shockwaves higher than Tsunami of 2004.

Social scientists have joined ‘art of leaving’ such complicated issues of freedom,sex and porn seekers . Teeenegers were seen looking for hard drives like Zombies.

Youths were seen praying to get enough strength and time to prepare them for the hardships of future without porn. Moms were wiping tears of these hungry porn warriors by their pallus.

Fathers were seen running door to door for hard drives to secure their child’s future. Last time when commotion and confusion of this level happened was over discontinuation of videos from hello friends,chai pi lo aunty on tiktok

Sudden surge for hard drives urges have led to crashing down of servers of Flipkart,Amazon in India. People with less memory hard drives were seen memorising various lessons of leones,Khalifas,Daniels .

 

They want to embed these beautiful life changing memories forever till their last breath.

Boys in the entire country were scratching their body parts such as  hands, heads,balls  and pressing stress ball infrequently.

Reporters have heard painful moans of remorse, rudali coming especially from their hostels.

Some boys are still unable to understand this harsh inhumane depressing decision of banning innocent and beautiful science of learning arts ,motions and sound

.As per youth wing activist “There is no such beautiful science as Pornography where a student learns about various complex private body parts in hearing mindblowing beethoven moans at different frequencies with application of Newton laws to the human body.

Such a vast relevant subject of pornography has been strenghting concepts of physics,biology and geographies of millions of youths across india. We will urge government to reconsider its policy on pornography.”

One of the Hollywood enthusiast  said “if  Pornography is a menace and should be banned ,why the hell Dennis,who also is the menace,still continuing in India?

Government has singal point agenda of depriving our kids the greatest subject of humanity by preventing emancipation by pornography ”.

 

Satire:Bear Grylls Man Vs Wild Rajnikant funny fans

Grylls grilled like bear

Satire:After a successful Man ki Baat with PM Modi, Bear Grylls was more than ‘Rajni’ percent sure that his shooting with Rajnikant would be as smooth as Thalaiva’s dialogues.

Rajni had already rehearsed with Modi for each frames,angles matching ‘Bear Grylls with modi soap opera.

Modi had privately informed Rajni that till now he himself is searching on quora about how Bear Grylls managed to perfectly understand my hindi and answer in english.

As per Modi’s man ki baat ,Bear is third best performer for camera only after him and Rajni.Modi chirped”in this era of technology,chronology samajhiye”

Bear Grylls unknowingly tested fans of Rajni by tweeting Rajnikant as a bollywood star.

Within fraction of nanoseconds,Twitter server went down,facebook was looking for google’s help and google was looking for Rajni help to calm down temperature over the internet.

Nature and tamilians across billions of galaxies just could not ‘bear’ it. Twitter bird disappeared from twitter, google was oogling without its g and facebook f was seen saving its lower half.

Things came to normalcy only when Anna flashed his black goggles in Rajni style hinting fans to calm down.

Grylls did bear spicy tweets dipped deep into rasham with few trolls topping it with meme vadas and jif idlis made specially for him.

Chitti was asked by Anna to save bear by spreading fake news about Bear Grylls death.

Having tasted traditional tamilian trolling with special south indian tweets ,Bear Grylls was seen pouring milk on Rajni anna digital picture.

Camera and Bear,the camerman’s condition improved after Rajnikant picture started dancing on mukkala mukkabala song as milk entered into camera processors.

Bollywood films like Bala and Ujda chaman were made as a tribute to Thalaiva hair style.This satiated Rajni fans still recovering from indigestion due to tweet of Grylls on Rajni.

Grylls now is dead sure that all bald men are Thalaiva fans copying Rajni hair style.

Lastly,Rajnikant tweeted “Unforgettable experience”with Bear Grylls smirking and fully understanding his man ki baat.