Satire: Rahul Gandhi sarcasm on budget 2020 and Finance Minister has created ‘Chronology samajhiye’ like fear in Nirmala Sitharaman and government .His sarcastic and funny one liners were hallmark of his press conference.
Delhi JAL board was unable to meet huge rise in demand for drinking water from Lutyens Delhi.
It is reported that secretary and officials of Finance ministry are drinking water faster than it is coming in taps while preparing answers for Rahul Gandhi’s questions.
This kind of situation has only happened sometimes with Rajnikant and his jokes.
Rahul Gandhi satirical remarks were precise on Finance Minister and this news was the marijuana for TV anchors. Ravish Kumar was seen doing Holi Dance in NDTV studio after press conference,Anjana Om kashyap wanted a full role in movies instead of just 20-30 second appearances, Rahul kanwal wanted to bat at no. 2 in IPL 2020 continously repeating that he is Rahul Dravid of his company.
Few jounalists are still holding onto Rahul Gandhi pictures just like a kid looking for his lost mom .Time has confirmed Nasa scientist predictions about 1% rise in sea level due to tears of happiness coming from Congress supporters. Rahul Gandhi had raised below issues in his Press conference.
Rahul Gandhi jolted the press conference with the hard hitting question of no income tax for nursery kids.These conglomerates generate wealth from experienced rich investors like grandparents,uncles,aunties from different countries.
Yet their black money is still lying in the safe heavens of their piggybanks.
Rahul thinks that taxing them will help government to transfer Rs 15 lacs under DBT scheme within few hours of taxing these rich entities.
Rahul said “No infrastructure fund of Pikdaani allocated for security watchmen or Chowkidars in this year budget .Prime Minister despite being the chowkidaar for 6 years has not allocated any fund for basic Pikdaanis Fund to take care of his chowkidaar friends.
Rahul also critised in a satirial way “Government is divisive in nature and has further divided the income tax slabs into more categories in budget 2020.
This kind of divisive economics by Finance Ministry leads to mental imbalances in poor billionaires who feel left out.
They loose their piece of mind when they are forced to use only one slab and missing benefits of all other slabs.
Health Ministry has tabled a report mentioning all such poor patients suffering from ‘missed opportunity in tax saving’ syndrome. Café Coffee Day promoter was reported to show same syndrome before his suicide.
Rahul Gandhi started crying while explaining the fact that despite strict guidelines of IMF to keep ths year budget speech for less than 1 hour,FM Nirmala Sitharaman went on for 2.5 long hours.This has lead to huge losses to the tune of 1 lakh crore to the exchequers due to extra light,electricity bills.
After this press conference,Dr Manmohan Singh was seen wiping tears and smiling for only nano second which only HD DSLR cameras could capture.
Sonia Gandhi was seen preparing arti thali and Smriti Irani tweeting PM to change her parliamentary constituency. This new Rahul Gandhi with his views on budget 2020 has jolted Finance Ministries of the globe.