Satire on What Weather like today

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“what weather like today?” surfed a curious net serfer. Nothing but big Mc Burger replies the weather to the old man.

“what weather like today? Is this the question you ask to the grown up adult of mother nature?” said an angry Colardo weather.He goes full on highly frustrated “the only modern day grandma of our planet,Greta Thunberg, knows the right way to deal with you bully.

How dare you ? when she thunders even Mr. Trump wonders “how dare I ?anyway,it must be democrats, is how he ignores her”

Colarado Weather has not taken it too well on finding so many guys breaching its privacy guaranteed under the constitution of America.

People are asking third parties bing,yahoo,google with questions like how is the weather, how weather today,weather today,weather,tomorrow,weather hourly,weather 5 day, weather 7 days,weather forecast ?

Colardo weather says “don’t you guys have courtesy to directly contact me by being in heavens in the mornig and hell in the eveings ?

Why the hell you guys are bitching with third parties like google ,bing if the matter can be resolved bilaterally?”

He is rightly furious about not getting enough air to breathe free and space to walk easy in mountains,see the cloud.Constant surveillance and follow ups by humans has ruined his social life with its cousins forest,bird,rivers,all of them being part of his grandma Nature family tree.

So far Denver weather had been chilling like anything. Reported exchange of heated words,tweets and arguments in the senate discussion has led it to decide its course.

He thinks lowly of Nancy and for Trump he has ordered latest dictionary for something more extreme.

Colardo Weather being a patriotic american weather knows the right thing to do in these engulfing times of hate speeches,soaring tempers in public discussions.

It has been cool to think rationally for Colardo citizens. For America and for American social harmony, Denver Weather decided to chill for few more days.

Trump seems to be firing up all cylinders to take revenge for his lost tweeting hours due to impeachment trial.

Weather correspondents tried to establish contact but colardo weather is a private man and does not like giving predicting its mood tomorrow,today later in the day, or any other day.

He says I am moody ,don’t judge me by asking again and again “what whether like today?”

 

MS Dhoni retirement news is satire for BCCI humour

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BCCI had to put to rest MS Dhoni retirement news rumours by sharing Chicken Butter Masala selfie of Dhoni taken just after World Cup 2011 celebrations.The famous picture had 4 members of winning team of World Cup 2011.

Sources from BCCI clarified that Dhoni still loves chicken and really hits hard on table in case it is unavailable as he used to do in his prime days.

BCCI Chairman has confirmed that with his hard eating abilities still intact there can not be any retirement

When reporters approached BCCI Coach Ravi Shastri,he humoursly told “there is a lot of Hunger still left in MS Dhoni and hence let’s not break the news before the drinks break.This is a pressure cooker situation”.

Reporters immdiately saw Ravi Shastri with double Martini multiple malt single layered Pineapple juice.

It confirmed that Ravi Shastri has already hit a six as far as pegs are concerned

Virat Kohli told the anxious reporters “.Ziva was able to perfectly sing difficult songs like Johny Johny Yes Papa and twinkle twinkle little star without a single pause or fumbling.

It only shows that MS Dhoni is a hard working reponsible man. So be rest assured that he is not retiring from papa duty of no cricket duties.

We will deliver him enough Bollywood masala so that he can cook great Chicken Butter Masala with nothing else.”

Suddenly Virat got a phone call from his wife Anushka Sharma on MS Dhoni retirement news. She said ” MSD hairs were rough and long but he made them work for him by using Sunsilk.

Now Sunsilk guys want to have family pack Sunsilk shoot and I can’t do it without you and Jeth ji together in it.”

Virat was murmuring hmm hhmm and call got disconnected after 7 minutes 7 seconds as a mark of respect to Dhoni.

He continued the Press Conference and declared ‘legends are legends and they need to be respected’ looking at himself in his black goggles while cleaning it .

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Next day Virat Kohli Shared his lunch pic with Dhonis,Ziva,Anushka and Chicken Butter Masala

BCCI sources have confirmed that MS Dhoni retirement news are fake news as Dhoni is Butter chicken masala for Indian Cricket team. Right now Indian players need lot of proteins to remain fit under rigorous schedules of Shaadi parties and IPL parties.