Sunny Deol funny Bollywood satire on court verdict

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Satire:Sunny Deol of Bollywood stood up angrily covering his face by his world famous 2.5 kgs hand as the news about court defering execution date of Nirbhaya rapist flashed on TV .

Although Indian statisics deparmtent later confirmed that his hand now weigh 3.5 kgs.The court verdict has brought back his bollywood memory of Damini days.

Not so funny Sunny was so angered that he just called himself on his alternate number to confirm to producer of Tarikh pe Tarik film

He told himself “My current mental state has the perfect mixture of anger and temper required to give a Oscar like performance for Tarikh pe Tarikh scene.

Bollywood hero thinks that the set itself will catch fire due to his anger on camera. Experienced Australian and American firemen have already been booked to control the fire on film set. As a precaution, he has also already informed the forest and fire department for the shoot

Taran Adarsh was informed about Damini remake news by Deol’s domestic help Ramu .Kilos of rage and anger on Ramu’s face while enacting Sunny Deol state of mind clarified everything.

Taran tweeted “After Tarikh pe tarikh new scene in Sunny’s current mood, Sunny Deol of Bollywood and 7 generations of Hollywood won’t have any any such film to film .”

Industry experts fear that this bollywood film collections might impact the universe economy by 12 percent. Mars guys are landing on moon to see Sunny news on earth.

Trump it seems has dialled his close friend Imran trying to understand the scale of damage to pakistan economy due to Gadar.

Imran told “Our current economy is still unable to recover from Sunny Deol’s Gadar visit last time, that is why we expect some american aid.”

Donald Trump latest news is Trump loves hot

Donald Trump latest news is Trump loves hot

Donald Trump latest news is Trump loves hot be it hot temper,deals ,economy,ladies or even dogs.Taking forward his US presidential campaign, Trump has just announced today ‘USA Economy is hottest on earth’. Mother of climate change Greta Thunberg immediately tweeted “How Dare you hurt my grandma earth? Leaders like you are responsible for earth warming by often using such hot words”. She hopes that Donald Trump is immediately impeached by no lessser than UN for increasing body temperature of ailing grandma earth.

Adam Smith spirit has came back from his coffin once he heard holy word HOTTEST ECONOMY. He just could not wait to measure the exact parameter for this new economics.He thinks his The Wealth of Nations is just like a thank you note for economist Trump. Smith was seen already praying to Jesus to give him a second life to be the disciple of the master.

Hearing the news of hottest economy, a 6 ft boa was found in living room trying to make sense of how Trump managed to change the parameters of temperature to economics. ‘This guy must be abnormal to be so normal in creating abnormalities’ were his first thoughts while doing rounds of the couch in the house .

CNN also reported about a man jumping off his feat once he was told the impact of this hottest economy news . His watch of $345.97 in 1974 is now valued at over $400,000. He wanted to kiss Donald trump’s hand in his thoughts. Trump did not allow even that tagging mexico prime minister.

Meanwhile Donald Trump latest news reporters suggest that hot Ivanka tweeted “My whole family including my dad,mom,my kids have contributed their share of hotness to make the American economy Hottest on earth. We have sacrified so much for America.Feeling hot ,hot,hot,thanks dad for having us in US”

Adnan Sami Song wins him Padma Bhushan

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Satire:Adnan Sami Song Mujh ko bhi lift kara de ,is a hit song since 20 years ,has helped Non Pakistani Resident(NPR)of India win Padma Bhushan .His prayers for his upliftment has been asnwered by our government when he got Padma Bhushan.

He was bit sad though as he did not get dollars or pound originally requsted in LIFT song.He felt slightly left out as he was not given gold or diamonds as per the lyrics

Adnan thanked Modi for the award as Modi,who was himself lifted first as CM and now PM,was sure this lift song had a role in his increased career growth.

Modi felt that Adnan Sami and he has a cosmic LIFT connection when they met in lift.

Adnan Sami has been sourced from pakistan,modified in India only to be consumed around the world. Pakistan can actually look to be a china in world’s art and music industry by assembling such raw talents and exporting to the world. The erstwhile pakistani,Sami celebrated the news with few moves and steps on the viral tum toh thehre pardeshi ‘by altaf raza .

Pakistan government has announced 3 day national mourning for pain in pakistanis kidneys incurred by this Padma announcement for hit Adnan Sami Song.

Meanwhile,Justin Bieber tagged Ivanka ‘daddys girl’ Trump for Grammy Awards. He tweeted his own name for America’s Padma Bhushan to lead the world in globalised music industry.

Non Pakistani Resident of India, NPR’s wife twitted “Thank you for best wishes ,my fellow countrymen”. Pakistanis have not particularly liked it and reacted by eploding two bombs which just made foos foos sounds with green smoke.

Adnan did a KIRIT SOMAIYA when asked about his first reaction on hearing the news and his message to his erstwhile pakistani family. He just told “maine jabab de diya hai”

His song has lifted him finally and we hope that he keeps lifting people by many more such hits from world famous collections of Adnan Sami songs