Donald Trump latest corona lie update I am immune

Donlad trump has a habit of making those LIES and both sided answers but this time it is something more.


Doland Trump of modi visited india once again in his dream to address his campaign guys 

Donald Trump was on India Visit during last week of Feburary .He did land In Ahemdabad to do beautiful deals for his friend Modi . Thats why whom Trump has already ISO9000 Certified as good friend.

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 The critical  mission for Trump during India visit was doing a  one day crash course in Kem Cho institute of Maja ma to properly pronounce Kem cho in Indian Gujrati.

In last few meetings in USA,Trump spelled the doom by spelling kem Cho as ‘came cho’ and audience panicked.American Gujjus

While some chinese friends thought he was discussing about some North Korean virus derived from Corona.

Funny Trump intended to practice newly learnt kem cho in front of 100 Mn  Gujaratis.

Because the TRUMP adminsitration believed that kem cho in India will make him perfect American friend of Gujarati to get their Fafadas and Theplas back home in US.

Trump wittily intends to give few tricks of baseball to his Gujarati friends

a planned standup comedy show in the newly built largest stadium of the world as part of INDO-US trade could not happen deal. But the shows were cancelled as Trump thought he is the art and athe artist

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After a few white jokes there is programme for recitations of few shloka ( sanskrit rhymes) of Chanakya Niti on how to rule america .

But Gujjus again started clapping with half theplas in their mouth.

Because Modi is a master planner, he plans so well that the breathing rate also is decided to check corona particles.

Also, audience were checked at the entry gate of the stadium to see their fitment.

Government officials have confirmed about  dhoti wearing ceremony in evening for nationalist Trump. Trump had shared with Modi about his childhood dream of wearing dhoti and chewing Paan leaves wearing dhoti

With beetle leaves in his mouth he performed on Beetle songs ,rapping with Bollywood Pag ghunghru to enthral the audience.

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Indians did not miss lady gaga as President gaga them with his beautiful ,best voice America has ever produced.

PMO officials in formerly also informed about about Melania Trump desire to meet Ekta Kapoor ,Netflix of Indian serials .

Because Melania wanted to confirm if Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi is is an Indian myth or is actually a creation by the Goddess herself.

Donald Trump ironically has already declared his India visit as historic and successful.

Donald Trump Satire Wall to answer opposition

Trump literally is leaving a mark on lovechild of US government also knows as trump wall. But this man is obsessed with power and media attention to keep him twitter busy.

Trump latest Remarks on Mexican wall – he is luvin it !!

The man knows well to leave his impression on THE wall by simple tools like pen.

Trump did not get approval from the congress for wall fund.Approvals?What approvals?He keeps hearing this word from his nursery class and he has fails to understood it fully .

Thus, he does what he thinks but the problem is of time spent on thinking on anything except for making america aka Trump great again. 

Like his buildings there are openings or holes around white house as well which will keep the system running.

The guy just extended the national emergecny ON US Mexico border wall which is going to cost him nothing and America just few billions .

Trump thinks that it is now supremely judicious considering the onset of Corona guys. That is why wall in & all problems out is what his economically stable mind sees when he is intropecting hearing Jazz.

Cant we, therefore, trust This true son of god who wanted to make america great even before his landing on earth.

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No sooner had he LANDED on America soil ,his mother could hear chants of Lets make america great .Such is the passion of the man to make great beautfiul lovely walls.

Some wise guys said never elect a construction guy as your country head else he will be good in making walls,roads and stories. Some of these wonderful stories will haunt you back as LIES with special branding for The POTUS.

As his lies keep coming so often, truths think that should have a morality change surgery . Now Truth aspires to be a trump lie in his regime in these times.

So, America will never forget itself for such a supreme BEING landing on its soil with SUCH reality distortion syndrome .

As you know he believes that Corona is a HOAX of democrats now it seems to be HAUNTED reality for the GOT winner in politiics.

Hence, these things happen when magician becomes the owner of the circus. Things start disappearing at will without accountability.

He is caught between love and choice. Donald Trump wall is his love and making america great again is his choice.

Nasa Humour in heavens as Christina Koch lands on earth

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Nasa stands for National Aeronautics and Space Administration and NASA stands for Christina Koch on her return to Earth yesterday. Although she is back to her family but she does not feel home.

She is missing the company of stars during her stay in space.She also quoted “I do miss those smooth gravity free walks in space without any traffic and pollution”

Her senior at Nasa has confirmd that Koch is afraid to see herself in the mirror as she starts creeping in everytime she sees a human face without a space suit.

Doctors are treating her wearing hospital aprons and Studds helmets with complete glass visors .

Once she sees the doctors with helmets Chrisitna runs and hugs them and starts shouting “Jadoo my friend,Jadoo my friend” Though young Doctors are loving the new Cosmic hug straight from the ailes of the heaven,they are yet to find out a way to be a ‘jadoo’.

Doctors  are also struggling with ways to stop her from doing rounds of the hospital.

Doctors have reported that she is circling around the hospital 20 times every day to match her space schedule of having done some 5,248 orbits of the Earth .

Her mind is now obsessed to keep going round and round to give her a sense of cosmic connection.

Nasa, in the meantime, has confirmed that Jadoo is a Bollywood character on the lines of Spielberg’s ET.

Jadoo was sent back to space 15 years ago when the shooting of the film,marketing etc was completed.

Sources from Nasa, on the condition of anonymity, has admitted “Jadoo established a contact with Nasa 4 years back and suggested them to have a human-alien partnership in Space. Since he had been to earth and humans learnt about his species.

He wanted their men to see how humans are. Considering the services of Jadoo to humanity ,Nasa guys gave a go ahead and Christina Koch was sent in space almost a year back”

Nasa director informed reporters”Nasa stands for species across galaxies and is looking forward to take this man alien bonding to create new civilizations”


Subramanian Swamy Corona cure connects Vedas


Twitter bird went mad when ‘Dr Subramanian swamy corona cure’ started trending as he offered multiple Hindu cures directly taken from Vedas for corona virus .Dr swamy said he got this wisdom while dreaming in Mandarin,his favourite langauge.He has often quoted his sleepwalk sessions with President Xi on solving Indo China chowmein problems and supply of cheap momos  by China without custom clearances.

Subramanian swamy on twitter announced ” While i was sleeping in Rahul Gandhis’minds,a panda contacted me in my dreams. Since I am the only available source of knowledge as per UN Declarations, I concluded that this is the Kung Fu Panda. I could see same shades of hair and same number of eyes, legs ”

But Dr Swamy could smell that this Panda is talking in vedic english while pausing with chinese commas, punctuations. Our global hindu encylopedia of rationalism was clear this panda was grilled in past life and has been in company of bears. Hence ,he must be none other than Bear Grylls were his last thoughts as per his latest tweets.

Both shared their ‘wild’ life stories through their Man ki baat platform on many topics including vedic economics ,hindu cure and crush of their lives ,Modi. Dr swamy soon realising that time is limited. He immediately announced the following cure to end Corona.

  1. Don’t give too much of media attention to corona. It feeds on publicity and dies with rumours. Spread the news that corona is just a Chinese whispers.
  2. To curb the global impact, increase the taxes to 200% on everything from China.It may be a chinese gameplan to ruin world economy.
  3. Follow nationalist Donald Trump and build a 10 ft high wall across Himalayas to stop corona intrusion from Siachin route.
  4. Breathe looking west to avoid being recognised by Corona guys.
  5. No income tax for citizens in Budget.They will be busy with their lives with the news and corona will be out of mind.Look back to no.1 cure

Tweets are pouring in from across the galaxies for the enlightened wisdom only found in vedic Subramanian Swamy to find the panacea of asia by giving the world a hindu cure to chinese corona.

Kobe Bryant last game was not like eating Gobhi

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Kobe Bryant last game of life was hard, much harder than eating Gobhi,indian cauliflower. kobe must have been a soft man much like Indian Gobhi He like all of us must have planned life with same surreal surity.Sometimes the sheer magnitude of unpredictability surprises our minds with its uncertainty.kobe played his last game of life without GAME being in his magical hands.

For someone in distant India with even a distant interest in Basketball , it is not surprising to actually not know the man for the impact he has on millions of life across america. He was rich ,famous,inspiration but this kid must have been under the shadows of his father.Few excel to replicate what their legend parents have acheived .But this muderfcker was not the one who would die any less rich and famous.

Besides being an inspiration to all colours of skins, this ‘nigga’ had the heart of a lion and tenderness of a deer.The high flyer as they called him flied high while he lived and literally in his death as well. He came, he flyied, he died. The born flyer even in his last game.

Sometimes you just feel for the people whom you dont know much in life in terms of who they were ,what they did in their life to be where they are . But , one relates to many such idiots who are intelligent enough to know that they are smart. He was only 99.99% similar colour,age as me but we missed being clones for that missing minor percentage.

Life is unpredictable but someday death will defeat its unpredictability. We might not be as lucky in life and unlucky in death like Bryant.

Thanks kobe for being BRYANT. personally i might have died knowing just Gobhi phonetially same as u but lacking your gentleness,greatness and surrealness.

You,actually were not an influence on me till your death. But Since you are such a big hard skinned nut, how would you have allowed me to not like you,be inspired by you.You did it not in your life but definately in your death and reinforced one more time. life is short ,time is limited ,live it before UNPREDICTability becomes really predictable for your death .

Thanks again for being whatever you were. Kobe Bryant last game will never be the last for his fans and humans. An ignorant soul 🙂