Kobe Bryant last game was not like eating Gobhi

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Kobe Bryant last game of life was hard, much harder than eating Gobhi,indian cauliflower. kobe must have been a soft man much like Indian Gobhi He like all of us must have planned life with same surreal surity.Sometimes the sheer magnitude of unpredictability surprises our minds with its uncertainty.kobe played his last game of life without GAME being in his magical hands.

For someone in distant India with even a distant interest in Basketball , it is not surprising to actually not know the man for the impact he has on millions of life across america. He was rich ,famous,inspiration but this kid must have been under the shadows of his father.Few excel to replicate what their legend parents have acheived .But this muderfcker was not the one who would die any less rich and famous.

Besides being an inspiration to all colours of skins, this ‘nigga’ had the heart of a lion and tenderness of a deer.The high flyer as they called him flied high while he lived and literally in his death as well. He came, he flyied, he died. The born flyer even in his last game.

Sometimes you just feel for the people whom you dont know much in life in terms of who they were ,what they did in their life to be where they are . But , one relates to many such idiots who are intelligent enough to know that they are smart. He was only 99.99% similar colour,age as me but we missed being clones for that missing minor percentage.

Life is unpredictable but someday death will defeat its unpredictability. We might not be as lucky in life and unlucky in death like Bryant.

Thanks kobe for being BRYANT. personally i might have died knowing just Gobhi phonetially same as u but lacking your gentleness,greatness and surrealness.

You,actually were not an influence on me till your death. But Since you are such a big hard skinned nut, how would you have allowed me to not like you,be inspired by you.You did it not in your life but definately in your death and reinforced one more time. life is short ,time is limited ,live it before UNPREDICTability becomes really predictable for your death .

Thanks again for being whatever you were. Kobe Bryant last game will never be the last for his fans and humans. An ignorant soul 🙂

Satire for Siddhartha Shukla twitter who is man of word

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Satire:Siddhartha-Shukla-twitter account is busy being man of word account, a new for even Bigg Boss. Seems our desi Shukla knows to do lots of English Mc,Bc to Asim Riaz who has not done single ‘riaz’ to fight with this cute body builder.

Sid is skilled in the phraseology,the distant cousin of recently discovered technology by Amit Shah,CHRONOLOGY.Chronology is the AI of governance developed by home minister to fix the bugs like Termites.

Grand man of words in hindi ,Narendra Modi is surprised to see Namo not trend for man of word hashtag. He directed PMO to enquire about Twitter bird chirping strength.

Twitter bird seems unwell to make right noises about namo to provide our PM a feel of ACCHE DIN. Shashi Tharoor, global indian with casanova looks also known for word was seen scratching his head about the new dictionary being used by Siddharth Shukla

Oxford Dictionary is revising its all lessons to see that our tele Amit Shah of Big Boss does not refer it for any new slangs,words to break the cerebal cells of Asim.

Poor ‘asim’ is neither unlimited as his name suggest nor practices ‘riaz’ any form of activity.Doctors have found excess of iron in his body cells due to these ironies in his life.

Gone are the days when oxford or dictionary or google was referred for any kind of information on words. our new Aladin with poha in his mouth will bomb entire big boss with his vocabulary skills .

It is learnt that ministry of Vocab affairs is being formed to manage the words explained by Siddhartha Shukla.